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 04-06-05, 11:15 am
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Letter to the Wrong Wife...
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago. Because both had jobs, they found it difficult coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. In his room there was a computer, so he decided to send his wife an E-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error. In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The dearly departed was a minister of many years who had been called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son ran into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived. I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mail to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P. S. Sure is hot down here
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04-06-05, 2:23 pm
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Re: Letter to the Wrong Wife...
 Excellent |
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04-06-05, 3:38 pm
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Re: Letter to the Wrong Wife...
I just got that email the other day. Too funy!
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04-06-05, 9:04 pm
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Re: Letter to the Wrong Wife...
That was enjoyable... |
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04-06-05, 11:04 pm
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Re: Letter to the Wrong Wife...
I love it!! |
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04-07-05, 12:29 am
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Re: Letter to the Wrong Wife...
Hehehehehe...I got a few that Mr. Magoo would probably enjoy: Q. Why don't women wear watches? A. Because there's a clock on the freakin' stove! Q. Why do women wear white on their wedding day? A. Because the dishwasher is supposed to match the color of the refridgerator! Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week! 
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04-07-05, 8:46 am
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Re: Letter to the Wrong Wife...
TO FUNNY I THINK I'LL USE THAT ONE IN THE SENIOR'S PARTYLINE |
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04-30-05, 1:50 pm
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I love that joke! It's hilarious!. Even my mom laughed.
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05-01-05, 8:43 pm
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Older than dirt
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Oldies but goodies VS. I've got a few....Duck if it's that time of the month! Why are womens feet smaller than mens? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink! How do you fix a womans watch? You don't, there's a clock on the oven! If your dogs barking at the back door...and your wife is complaining at the front door...Who do you let in first? The dog. Why do you ask? ................................. At least the dog will shut-up when it's inside!! Why do men pass more gas than women? Because women never shut-up long enough to build up any pressure! OK...Now for the grand finale..... It's a bit "risque" but here goes... Yep..a little too risque for our general forums...I'll move it to NHB. - Iheart. |
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